A Series Of Very Fortunate Events

Hugh & Bea watched Malaysian Dream Girl.

Hugh said I should watch it because Ginny actually auditioned and failed epically.

Didn't take much notice.

Bea told me to watch it because the contestants were a joke. "SUSI"

Watched 1st - 3rd episode on YouTube for a laugh.

Couldn't be bothered to watch entire episodes for results and checked website.

No results on website, but had a Facebook link.

Clicked on Facebook link.

Stumbled upon "Cindy, Whats up la?" discussion thread.

Never liked Cindy's fake accent so clicked on thread.

Read some comments. Terrible English. Blasted back.

XXX.blogspot.com as a start to your post? --> ATTENTION SEEKER!

Wrote nasty comment. Deleted it 5 minutes later.

Thread got rather heated.

Sent private message to apologize for mean-ness on April 8th at 12.07pm.

Best decision of my life.

Special Thanks to:



For being absolutely ridiculous.




For being the world's WORST/BEST social networking site and the point of contact.







For her fake accent, bitch initiatives, and terrible looking face.








For the blogosphere and the irritating blogspot title that made me take notice in the first place!







VERY NICEEEE!






Gin "It's Funny How From Simple Things, The Best Things Begin"

p.s. Lin: I still don't like the purple titles. =.=

Of Wet Towels & Text Messages

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed, you wonder if today will be any different from yesterday (or the day before, or the days before that).

The whir of the air conditioning makes it impossible to leave the cover of your sheets. "Quilt keeps me safe and warm" I think to myself.

Snoozing that annoying tone thats coming from your cellphone indicating that you're way past due on the teeth brushing and face washing, you muster the strength to pick your lazy ass out of bed and into the bathroom (just so you don't arrive TOO late and get fired from work).

A drizzle of warm water finally reminds you that you're not living like a refugee anymore (in one of those God-forsaken make shift toilets), and that the shower-hose finally has recovered its water pressure (after 2 months DAMMIT!).

The same singular routine day in and day out is only broken by a vibration, that leads to a light, that leads to a familiar sound. TEXT MESSAGE!


With the inclusion of a pronoun that starts with H somewhere in the body of that message, your entire day (and life) seems that little bit more cheerful, and worth going through (until it goes downhill again with an entire day of ignorance from the opposite party =.=).

What is this chemical reaction within us that makes us react to something as insignificant as an SMS?

They call it love.

I call it nuisance.


Gin "Something sweet that bees eat"

Son-of-a-biotch Spoilers

When you're freaking working for an accounting firm, you practically spend 90% of the hours you're awake at WORK, which means you have absolutely insufficient time to "boil" 5 episodes straight of your TVB drama when you get home.

SO is it my fault that I don't watch fast enough because I simply have NO time to do so!? The question is, IS IT FAIR for people to inconsiderately post SPOILERS on FB? (no big deal, just a site that you enter 12 times a day, in every hour, and you have to be blind not to notice things like "Join the group: we dont want Laughing to die"..oh Laughing being one of the main characters in the show).No BIGGIE.

And when you confront these people, they say "Watch faster la". Screw you. If I can watch all night, I would, but really some of us here who's required to use our brains at work, need SLEEP. You know, I think its cool and everything you're watching way ahead of everyone else, but hey your MOTHER didn't teach you that you're not supposed to broadcast spoilers publicly before the show is even finished?!HELLO?

SCREW you selfish bastards!! WATCH N SPOIL ALL U WANT, I HOPE YOUR ASTRO-ON-DEMAND CRASHES AND GET BURNT IN HELL!!

^^lil' Lin

Famous Last Words (before MSN disconnected)

Mr. “Living Out Of His Suitcase”

but relationship cannot liddat 1 la... she wanna take it slowly... y u wanna be the desperate side man...
she wanna chill... u chill even harder la... lo lei san fu zou meh.
stop payin attention to all the small things man...
jus be who u were (minus the recent pushing side of u) it'll be fine.
i think dats wut she wants too.

Miss. “Theres A Flood So Lets Booze Up”

it is..if u constantly wanna measure the amount u give and subsequently receive, u wont be happy.
which is y ppl say love is supposed to be unconditional.
not a transaction!!

Gin "MAN OVERBOARD"